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I want to marry a producer

…or so says Ted Royer, ECD at droga5. His love for producers is professed in the most recent issue of ‘Boards Magazine. As a producer who works in advertising, I’m flattered by his sentiment (and of course I humbly agree), even if some of his definition makes us sound like borderline workaholic babysitters:

No, I want to marry a producer. A producer listens to the most batshit crazy idea and doesn’t say yes or no or ask why, but instantly asks “How?” She could talk me out of dumb things with grace and logic, or conversely show me what it’s possible to do with virtually nothing. A producer realizes that just as business and creativity need each other, responsibility (her) and irresponsibility (me) do too. A producer wouldn’t be afraid of different challenges, no matter what form they took. A producer would be tough, fighting battles I’d neither see nor even know about. A producer would plan for a rainy day and not even tell me she was doing it and then, when it started to rain, she’d say, “It’s covered, go over to the food table.” A producer would stay up all night partying with me, then make sure what needs to get done gets done, while I sleep. Marrying a producer would allow me to be as self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, naval-gazing and “creative” as I want to be.

2 Responses to “I want to marry a producer”

  1. Virginia
    March 10th, 2008 12:01
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    Hi -

    I got to your flickr page from a link on http://www.rifftrax.com.

    You have a great sense of humor and I thought you might enjoy it, so I thought I’d let you know about it. (Plus there are people there who love bacon - someone linked your 30 days of pork series).

  2. Jackie Brio
    March 22nd, 2008 07:15
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    I am absolutely elated, how sweet of him! Glad to know our work is appreciated, but above all understood -great post. Total pick-me-up! ;)

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